nahshaw:

yo where can i download a 30 day free trial of being dead?

shutupaubrey:

i’m funnier in real life but also uglier

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

freakywriterchick:

Most actors get annoyed with the nicknames that their fans give them.  Then there’s Jared Padalecki.

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

charlottedsweb:

ewelock:

itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

sakibatch:

woodelvish:

I’m pretty much just embarrassing myself at this point

I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH JESUS FUCKSHIT

holy-undead-space-monkeys:

‘Nuff said….

holy-undead-space-monkeys:

‘Nuff said….